Nacho Average One Direction Story

Blood, Sweat, and Tears Minus the Tears

Wednesday

LIAM PAYNE POV

Luckily Harry forgot about what Lizz wasn't telling him. I tried to stop thinking about it so I wouldn't let anything slip out of my mouth and give it away. She would tell him eventually. I thought about Macey instead. Her tall, slender body. She was perfect. She was just a bit shorter than me. My phone buzzed in my lap. Speak of the devil, she replied. Only when I picked up my phone, the name didn't say "Mace-Face Grace-Face <3" it said "Hare-Bear Stare-Bear". What? I like to rhyme my contact names. Louis was "Loo-Poo Too-Poo", Zayn was "Z-Led Med-Led", and Niall was "Niallyboo." Okay, so maybe that last one didn't rhyme.

I looked back at Harry to see him casually watching the trees pass out the window whilst twirling his phone expertly through his long fingers. I looked back at my phone and unlocked it to read the message. "I am yearning to urinate." I mouthed the words the text contained. And then I thought about the words. And then I just about died at the words. Countless substitutes like 'pee', 'go to the loo', 'use the bathroom', but he chooses the word 'urinate.' Such an awkward one.

"Liam are you okay?" Lizz asked, placing an arm on my shoulder. I was still laughing too hard to answer.

"Liam, mate. Get yourself under control," Harry said seriously though it was he who sent me into hysterics in the first place.

"Oh! I like this song!" Lizz shouted and turned the volume all the way up. It was a straight children's song and Lizz knew every word. I swear she had the weirdest shuffle of music on her iPod.

"Please tell me you only know the words to this song because you nanny and that you don't listen to it in your free time," Niall asked whilst wincing as the song ended.

"Actually it is really old. My brother and I listened to it when we were little. Now every time we get together we listen and sing along. So to answer your question slash statement, yes, I do listen to it in my free time. Don't knock it until you've tried it."

"Alright, it is time for my music," Niall decided, unbuckling and lunging over the middle seat. Zayn and Harry poked his sides immediately and he had just enough time to fling his phone to me before spastically jerking around. Once he kneed Zayn in the face by accident things got serious. Zayn turned genuinely angry and Harry shoved Niall to the back row again before Zayn went off the handle on him. Louis draped his body over Niall and instructed us to not hurt his baby. Niall looked smug.

"Niall is that spoilled, rotten, blonde little girl that adults think is perfect but is secretly plotting world domination," Harry observed. I nodded my head and Lizz cackled. It's really obvious how much she loves him. I just like to watch them. Is that creepy? Sure. Do I care? Not in the slightest.

"Ouch! What the heck Harry! Why did you pinch me?" Niall shouted, annoyed.

"Harry!" Lizz reprimanded and glared at him in the rearview. The thing is, Niall was just proving the point Harry just made. Harry was looking at his phone when he supposedly pinched Niall.

"Wha? I didn't!" Harry cried.

"That's what they all say," Niall muttered convincingly.

"Ow. Niall what the heck? Why did you pinch me like that. That was so cruel! That pain. Oh, the pain!" Harry said. His horrible acting skills were just that... horrible.

"Harry stop lying," Lizz replied.

Harry started mumbling curses involving chimpanzees and conch shells. You have got to give him some credit for originality.

After an hour longer of driving, we had finally made it to the Wisconsin Dells. Us five had our noses pressed on the windows as we watched streets pass by, trying to read each sign before it whipped past.