Nacho Average One Direction Story

6 Hungry Kids, 5 Disabled Phones, 4 Firefighters , 3 Hours , 2 Broken Elavaders,

Title: 6 Hungry Kids, 5 Disabled Phones, 4 Firefighters , 3 Hours , 2 Broken Elavaders, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

Friday

LIZZ MAYBERRY POV

The first thing I felt when I woke up was neck pain. I opened my eyes to find myself in the hotel bathroom. I was leaning against the wall right next to the toilet with my knees pulled to my chest. Dear Harry way laying in front of me with his cheek resting on the top of my right foot. I wiggled my toes under his head to wake him.

"Gross," he whispered as he picked his head up, eyebrows drawn together, and wiped the drool from his lip. "Did I really?" He asked as he motioned between his face and my foot.

"You did," I assured him. I helped him up and asked the routine questions but he repeated that he was fine. As I opened the bathroom door and led him into the main living space of the room, Liam rushed past us and into the bathroom. I pointed with an inquisitive look.

"He didn't want to go to the loo whilst you were both in there. Particularily you," Louis answered my unspoken question. "I went anyway," he shrugged. I gave Harry a horrified look. At any time last night I could have woken and see Louis doing his business. Uhg. I didn't even want to think about it!

"I feel... comfortable around you Lizz," the shirtless boy approached me with arms outstretched for a hug.

"No, Louis!" I shrieked as I ran away.

"Why do they always run?" He asked nobody in particular. "I hate it when they run. I don't like running," Lou laid on the floor and did carpet angels, content with himself. I laughed and shook my head.

"That felt nice," Liam smiled as he walked out of the bathroom adjusting his basketball shorts. Does nobody here sleep with a shirt on? Have some decency, people!

"Breakfast is starting soon. Then we have a few hours to do water rides, we go home, and the lads and I leave tomorrow," Louis said sadly, instantly dampening our happy mood.

"I'll miss you guys," I said sadly.

"Why cant you just come back to England with us?" Niall asked.

"Because I have a job and a life and a house. And a cat."

"But you can get a job in London!" Niall protested.

"And your cat can come with you!" Liam suggested.

I smiled and opened my mouth to reply but Louis said, "And psh, you don't have a life! Harry is your only friend!" I closed my mouth and frowned at him.

"Nice," Zayn, who had just been observing this whole thing, stated.

"Breakfast!" Harry demanded. I rolled my eyes as I went to change.

LIAM PAYNE POV

Screaming. I definetly heard screaming. I walked over to the window of the hotel room and slowly pulled the curtain out of the way, already knowing what I would find.

Fans.

The screams got louder when they saw me. How could they have found us? I closed the curtain quickly as I realized some of the other lads were changing in the room still.

"They're here," I stated blatantly although they could all hear the ruckus.

"Thank you, Kathryn Obvious," Zayn said sarcastically.

"You know it's captain obvious, right?" I asked, emphasizong the correct word.

"Don't tell me how to live my life, Liam! God!" Zayn yelled back immediately and then failed at keeping a straight face. I cackled alongside him. People think he likes to be dramatic but usually he is only kidding around.