Nacho Average One Direction Story

Gombomb

Wednesday

LIZZ MAYBERRY POV

"This is the wrong way!" Liam cried.

"Trust me!" I shouted back. I led them farther into the zoo. I could hear security personel coming after us and I knew they would think we would go to the parking lot. Well they would think wrong. At least I hoped so. Or this would be an awko taco. And dangerous. Peligroso.

I took several turns before we ended up next to the Orangatan's exhibit. They had two babies right now and they were just adorable. We hid behind a tree, but a peacock made a screeching noise, so we jumped in a bush. Why this zoo has peacocks roaming around freely is besides me.

Here we are, in black-tie attire, hiding in a bush, in a zoo, at a gala we aren't supposed to be at. I looked for the flashlight-clad security, but I think we lost them. It was pitch black afterall.

Suddenly something flashed in my face. I JUST GOT TAZED! Wait. No I didn't. "What was that?!?" I whisper shouted.

"Just the flash from my phone," Liam answered sheepishly.

"You are taking a picture?" Niall asked, incredulous.

"Yeah. For twitter." I looked over Liam's shoulder and read the post. "Live from Bush." Was the text and he mentioned all our usernames in it. Somehow he added the location to say "Bush" and when you clicked on it, it was an informative page about a bush. Okay. So it was funny at least.

In the picture, Liam's face was at the bottom, his mouth open like he was having the best and most exciting time of his life. Zayn was pulling a twig out of his hair. Louis was looking over Liam's shoulder with a confused expression on his face. Niall was smelling a leaf, looking about to eat it. I was looking out of Bush with a worried expression on my face and Harry was looking at me.

"I think they are gone," Harry whispered.

"Okay. Let's go home," Louis said.

"Yeah, I'm tired," Niall said and I agreed.

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We all tumbled into my house, so excited to go to bed. I climbed the stairs on all fours. The boys passed me easily and went to their respective rooms. Liam paused next to me, leaned down, then kept going.

"What?" I laughed before he was too far up the stairs.

"Well. I was going to put you in a head lock, but then I remembered, I am too tired to move my arms right now," he chuckled.

"Thanks?"

"I won't say anytime, because I'm coming for you, Mayberry. I will get you my pretty. And you're little cat, Theo, too!"

Suddenly I got a burst of energy. I sprang forward and tackled him back onto the stairs. "Leave the cats out of this!" I shouted in his face. "This is between you and me. Mano y mano."

"I don't know Spanish," Liam said. I could feel his breath on my face.

"It means hand and hand, Liam," I sighed.

"Hey! You can't break Liam! We kind of need him for the band!" Harry said, grabbing my arm and dragging me off the boy.

"KIND OF? And THAT'S why she can't hurt me? Becuause you need me for the band? Not because we're like brothers? Hurtful!" Liam cried. But he was only joking and started laughing when Harry shrugged playfully.

"You got away this time, Payne. But next time you won't be so lucky. And by God, brush your teeth. The smell of your breath on my face is making me sick," I tried to say this in a meanicing voice, but I was snickering by the end.