Nacho Average One Direction Story

You've Got a Friend in Me

SATURDAY

LIZZ MAYBERRY POV

After we got home from the Wisconsin Dells last night, we went almost directly to bed. I say almost directly because first we built a super bed on my living room floor.Everyone but Harry is going back to London tomorrow and we wanted to all sleep together. After dragging all the sheets and soft materials from every bed, linen closet, and the container of blankets and pillows downstairs, we laid them out in the living room for the softest and most comfortable thing I had ever laid on.

Right now we were gathered around the kitchen table eating the Breakfast of Champions complete with eggs, bacon, and pancakes. In the movie Elf, Buddy tops his waffles with all sorts of gross things. That's what Liam's pancake looks like right now. Not according to his will, of course. The boys and I, mostly Louis, kept getting random food from the kitchen and putting it on Liam's meal. So far the pancake had syrup, whipped cream, strawberries, M&Ms, oat cereal, applesauce, grape jelly, a small piece of leftover fish, two tablespoons of Chili powder, a large piece of bacon, and to top it all off, smashed potatoes.

"When hell freezes over," Liam said, eyeing the food with a vengeance.

"Look! A distraction!" Zayn yelled and pointed over Liam's shoulder. Acting on impulse, Niall scooped up a large bite and shoved it in Liam's mouth while he wasn't paying attention. Louis then plugged his nose and put a hand over his mouth so he had to chew and swallow in order to breathe again.

"Louis! That's dangerous!" I reprimanded him as Liam gasped for air once eating the horrid stuff.

"Yet you didn't do anything about it?" Liam asked incredulously. "Dear Lord that was disgusting."

"Did you feel that breeze, Lizz?" Harry asked while grinning.

"What the heck, Harry. We are in a house," Niall stated bluntly.

"Weird because I did Harry," I answered.

"What was that breeze?"

"I think Hell just froze over, right Liam?" I answered, nudging the now grumpy boy.

HARRY STYLES POV

"Why am I friends with you people?" Liam asked, smiling despite himself.

"You know. Your career," Zayn shrugged.

"Besides. You know you love us," Niall said whilst sitting on Liam's lap and smiling at him innocently.

Liam laughed and then got up. "This is a waste of food. And now you all must have a bite to finish it and not waste it."

"Thanks, but no thanks," Niall said, making a move to escape, but Liam grabbed him.

"A starving child in Africa would love to eat this!"

"Then ship it to Africa, Liam!" Louis shouted.

"Eat it."

"No, guys, he's right. This was a waste," Lizz frowned and picked up a fork. "This is not my proudest moment," she sighed as she cut off a piece and put it in her mouth. She shivered and winced as she swallowed.

Slowly but surely, the other lads and I finished the disgusting pancake. Now with the dishes clean, we were sitting in the living room chatting and surfing the Internet. The boys had a late flight, so we didn't need to leave for the airport for a few more hours.

"Look at this video I found!" Niall shouted. His favorite website has always been YouTube. Lizz and I were already sitting on the couch with him and the others crowded around us. The video was titled: "For all of you that don't think Lizz Mayberry and Harry Styles are really best friends".