Natsuhime: Guys, you think that egypt is all innocent and shit, but believe me, he's a sadistic bastard. Comparison to him, BDSM looks all cutsie and lovely dovely romance. Do not get fooled by his cute mask. I repeat, DO NOT GET FOOLED.
Psssst, he shares the blood of a demon god, do not trust hi-.....
Egypt :....... what do you think you are doing? *glare*
Natsuhime : Ohhh, Egypt! I haven't seen you in a while. How are you? How's the husband? The kids? The neighbours. .....? *nervous sweating* *gulp* *long pause*I'm as good as dead now, right?
Egypt : Yup. *creepy smile* *cracks fingers* *cracks neck*
Natsuhime : *hopes he breaks his neck*
Egypt : *good as new and more lively than ever* Lets have some fuuun~
Natsuhime : *gulp* *turns head slightly* Russia, it'll be a good thing if you came now.....
Russia: *ignore*
Natsuhime : T^T
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Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]
FanfictionThis will be all about hetalia ships,well, not really. There might be lemon, there might be not, so prepare for your innocence to be eradicated... *cought* I mean, good luck. Pssss... there's also yaoi. You have been warned. Oh, also: There will be...