Egypt: I saw a couple of people going again with the deez nuts deez nuts, I just wanna say y'all need Je sus .
Lebanon: You're a Muslim.
Egypt: Well, jesus rhythms more.
Lebanon: Jesus!
Egypt: Look who's sayin it now!
Lebanon: Excuse you, but I'm a Christian Muslim.
Egypt: is there something as that?
Lebanon: Well, duh! I just said it.
Syria: You mean you just came up with it. *raises eyebrow*
Lebanon: *whispers quietly and turned her head to the side* No....
Syria: I can't hear you~
Lebanon: *some incoherent words and awkward blushing*
Egypt: WOMAN, WILL YOU CONTROL YOUR HORNY HORMONES AND TELL THE GODDAM MAN THAT YOU JUST CAME UP WITH THAT RIDICULOUS STATEMEN!!!
Lebanon: *smacks Egypt sooo hard that she send him flying to another universe where actually he can put up with Fem! Egypt and loves all his brothers*
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Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]
FanfictionThis will be all about hetalia ships,well, not really. There might be lemon, there might be not, so prepare for your innocence to be eradicated... *cought* I mean, good luck. Pssss... there's also yaoi. You have been warned. Oh, also: There will be...