Romania: Yo, Bulgaria, what do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Bulgaria: Idk, what?
Romania: A new moother. *giggles*
Bulgaria: *doesn't get it*
Romania: *rolls his eyes* Okay, what concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Bulgaria: Huh? *tilts head to one side*
Romania: *already pissed* What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometry Cyprus
Bulgaria: *eyes completely empty*
Romania: *Gives up and runs off shouting what an idiot Bulgaria is*
Bulgaria: *Goes to Moldova with a proud smirk on his face*
Moldova: *hands him 50 euros* How long? *Pouts*
Bulgaria: Only 3 jokes.
Moldova: Wow, you really must have made yourself look like a complete idiot, huh?
Bulgaria: I don't care, I still did win the bet.
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Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]
FanfictionThis will be all about hetalia ships,well, not really. There might be lemon, there might be not, so prepare for your innocence to be eradicated... *cought* I mean, good luck. Pssss... there's also yaoi. You have been warned. Oh, also: There will be...