Joshua Bam Bam Brown: Collection of Short Alaskan Bush People Fan Fics

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You: Bam? Is that your hand?

Bam: No.

You: Are you sure?

Bam: I would know.

You: Where are your hands?

Bam: At the end of my arms.

You: Bam, stop. Something's touching my leg.

Bam: Are you sure?

You: Baaammm!

Bam: Sweetheart, I promise. Look. See? Here are my hands. *waves them at you*.

You: Then what's touching my leg?

Bam: Guess.