Joshua Bam Bam Brown: Collection of Short Alaskan Bush People Fan Fics

Five Things

*A conversation Imagine with Bam Brown.

You: Tell me five things you love about me.

Bam: Sweetheart, why would I do that?

You: Because I asked you to and because it's important to me.

Bam: You're irritating and ridiculous.

You: That's one and two.

Bam: Girl, you're crazy.

You: That's three. I'm not liking how this is going.

Bam: OK. Four and five? I love that you are thoughtful and considerate.

You: So is your mom. Try again.

Bam: I love your passionate heart and your beautiful mind.

You: Nice...Thanks, B.

Bam: And I love your gorgeous face and your sexy butt.

You: That's more than five things.

Bam: I know. How much time do you have? My list of things I love about you is really long.