Mario is walking with an umbrella in his hand, and it is pouring down sheets of rain. Mario sees a lady with no umbrella, and she is walking through the rain with no coat.
"Hey, take my umbrella." He said to her. She frowned at him.
"No thanks."
"No really it's fine, take it." He insists. She shakes her head walking faster.
"TAKE MY UMBRELLA." He screamed at the top of his lungs. She turned around and kicked him in the nuts.
"If a girl says no. She means no." She said her eyes glaring. She walks away.
A crowd of chorus people look down at the crazy umbrella man that is now holding his bling-a-ding in agony.
"GIRL POWER, SON!" They scream.
Dedicated to every single girl in the world.
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