So I have this nightstand right next to my bed that I put my glasses on when I go to sleep. The thing is, I've been very lazy, and when I got it, I carried it into my room and it was very heavy so I just dropped it by my bed. So now it's right by my head and I have to be careful because I can't move my head to the right.
Ha. Learned that the hard way.
So the first night I was so excited that I could put my glasses on this nightstand, that was a butler dog holding a plate.
So I go to sleep and I roll into the nightstand. Yeah, sometimes I fall off my bed, and I get a damaged bum, but like, I hurt everything. My head hits the plate I fall onto the floor, my head hitting the platform that the dog was on. Last, but not least... My glasses fall.
They could have fell in a folded matter, but nope. I just was having a bad night wasn't I? The point of the glasses that would go behind my ear, pokes me in the eye.
I was laughing but also crying so hard.
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
