Situation: Some kind of weird crap on chair.
Friend: "Wait, don't sit! There's something there... Don't sit."
Person In My Class I REALLY Don't Like: *watches person sit on stuff and settle in for a forty-five minute class* *decides to tell five minutes before class ends that they sat on some weird stuff* *struggle with not laughing* *eventually gives up and laughs*
Situation: Compliments.
Friend: Oh, I like your new hair, new shirt, new pants and whatever you got new that has a turtle on it. (UniPegasus214 )
Person dat is bleh: I like your socks. (Even though I can't see them. This happened when someone I didn't like, said they like my watch, and I was like looking around him awkwardly and I just said that I like his socks. He laughed and strutted away.)
Situation: New Tan.
Friend: Wow you are really tan. *friend asks if I like it* uhh well you are going to start peeling like a banana so... *gets slapped*
Person That Is Ewie: Damn, you look like a sweet potato. *slaps shoulder and hopes they have sunburn*
Bonjour suckers.
I mean konichiwah.
Damn it, I don't know how to say goodbye.
Shalom.
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ЮморBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
