Soooo. This girl at my school really likes this guy named Jacob Sartorius.
I really don't understand who was this dude is, so I listened to his song.
Cringe.
(Me
Lyrics)
Chillin' with a hair tie, no makeup, with some sweatpants on
Alright. Cool. I guess that's okay.
You know I can always be that guy
What?
You can think about be me all night long
Nah... I'm good...
But I think you need something to think of me
Something that will keep you warm
But I have a blanket at my house....
And show you we can be more than just this
Uhhh.
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss
Nooooo. Not ready. I don't like you.Then you can wear my sweatshirt
But it's like... Seventy degrees out.
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
But I don't like you...
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Are you assuming that I'm a girl?
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
Bruh. Seventy degrees.
So baby wear my...When you go to sleep at night, when you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls see girl you know you wanna flaunt it
You don't know me you stalker!
Said this may be the start of something new
NO!
Girl I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do is more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kissThen you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my and you can wear my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold
So you can wear my...
So you can wear my sweatshirt
No it's probably sweaty.
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my sweatshirt
Shudup please. My ears!
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
It's FRICKING going to be summer in like fifteen days.
So baby wear my...
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