If I had to report to a food brand about a product it would be,
-Capri son ( I'm pretty sure I didn't spell that correctly. The juice pack brand.)
-Vitamin Water
-Sam's Cupcakes
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Why would I call Capri son?
Every time I get a juice pack from my lunch box the damn straw is gone. I have to stab it with a plastic fork. Do you think, if you saw me in my school cafeteria you would be comfortable with a girl angrily stabbing at her juice pack, would you?
Oh, and when I drink Capri son at home, I always find a second straw on the package.
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Why would I call Vitaminwater?
Every time I get a Vitaminwater, I can't open the damn cap!!! My stepbrother is not a morning person, so whenever I get a Vitaminwater I have to go in his room, nudge him, nudge him again, then scream in his ear because nothin is working. Then he is pissed and he sleeps till noon. That's on the weekends.
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Why would I call Sam's Cupcakes?
Because my stepdad was eating a cupcake and he thought he was eating a kiwi cupcake. But actually it was mold!!
(My mom did call the company, we did get a lot of stuff in the mail. It was pretty awesome.)
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