Gets into car.
Dad is driving.
Ah, boy.
Dad starts driving.
Your stomach does not feel like it's having a party.
Dad stops suddenly and honks his horn. ( Heh. Not his mouth.)
Gah.
Dad is trying go fast, while hitting many bumps.
Burp.
Oh no.
Oh god no.
Please not today.
God. Not today please.
You and him stop at Walgreens because he's talking about getting shampoo.
Oh my god. Fresh air. I CAN BREATHE.
YAS.
BUT. NO.
I HAVE TO GET BACK IN THE JEEP.
"Can I walk the rest of the way home, daddy?"
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
