Dedicated to UniPegasus214
There was a girl named Elsa. She lives in a wonderful place called Florida where she has a successful business as an ice cream shop owner. One day, she was serving a little boy some ice cream. The boy was very ungrateful. He shoved the ice cream in Elsa's face and the ice cream stuck to her forehead. The cone stuck out.
The goddess of cheese saw the girl, unable to get the cone off her face and took pity on her. She was turned into a unicorn.
The boy, however, had to learn his lesson. He was turned into a raccoon. When he pooped on your porch that was bad luck if you did something. If you stepped in it that meant that you should watch your back.
Elsa the unicorn did many good things. She rounded all the horses in New York up and taught them to fly. ( they can fly, shutup)
The end. 🦄
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
