BOOK ONE.
So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink*
This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk.
(Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
Look. I would have loved to be at home, wearing my sweatshirt and comfy pants. But today there were three birthdays in my family, and only one I went to. It was my step moms brother. And the house was extremely crowded. I was sitting at the big long table across from my dad, and I had to move chair to the corner of table cause three more chairs were put. People were talking to my dad, and he sighed. "G you can take my seat." I say it's okay. I don't want to sit in his seat. I'll sit on the couch since adults get to take my space. Well it's better than the table filled with six and three year olds. Except it's not. Since it's so crowded there is a table right in front of me with chairs around it, and I can't put my legs on the floor because kids and adults can't stop freaking walking around. And this little girl kept on looking over my shoulder, so when I left I wrote this. To make matters worse I had no clue what was going on because I don't speak Russian( the only word I know is watermelon for some reason.) and there's loud music, and I have a really bad headache. I feel like complaining. And when I came home, I was looking for my left over burrito and I found out some horrible person ate it. I feel like crabby mc crab pants. Idk don't ask.
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Okay have a nice life. I'm gonna find a nice wall to bang my head on. Ttyl
