We are in music class. We are practicing a play by Dr. Seuss.
The song starts playing and my friend Fish sings along.
"Tell yourself, how lucky you are." The voice sings. But instead of lucky, Fish says 'slutty'. I punch his arm.
(Guys I wrote this a long time ago, and I didn't know what that word meant, and I never thought that people could be offended. I don't want to delete this chapter, but don't think that gives you the right to call someone a slut. That word is bad... And I'm never going to say that word again, and I recommend you don't either. Sorry for the inconvenience guys. Read on! - August 22 2016)

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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...