There was this woman that was sitting on the subway bench and a man came to hold onto the pole in front of her.
He had his hood on but the woman still could see his face, and man, she liked his face.
"Hey."
The woman looked at him again.
"I know that you really don't know me, but I feel like I know you."
She tilted her head.
"This is going to sound weird but I just feel so drawn to you. You are so beautiful."
The woman blushes. She smiles at him and prepares to speak but he cuts her off.
"Can we please go on a date some time?"
The woman's eyes widen and she gets up to hug the man, the sudden action throwing off his hood, showing his earbuds.
"Umm, who are you?" Man takes out his ear buds and Woman hears a little female voice asking "what?"
"You were not talking to me?"
"No..."
"I believe this is my stop then."

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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...