So me and my friends were at the park on a Friday. And we were squirting water at each other.
Then this guy named ET comes and takes my water, dumps it on my head. This guy MH takes Goatsareboss1234 hat.
UniPegasus214 now has MH shooting her with water.
I'm like to ET:
Bro. You need to back up. I know I'm attractive and everything— but seriously, dude. Personal space.
ET: Um. Seriously you are not.
- Later-
Okay. This part may or may not be funny. I know part of it is not.
ET and MH threw a soccer ball at goatsareboss . So I was pretty angry, I went up to MH and I was trying to talk to him about how he is a bully.
I was walking back to my friends, he says my name, and I see he has a ball in his hands.
I'm still fuming.
"Oh. Cool. You know my name. Congrats. Oh. You gonna throw that at me. Well that would be abuse. Throw it. I dare you."
Oof.
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
