When you are at a movie theatre buying the tickets and the clerk says, "enjoy the movie!" ....And you say it back.
Oof. My dad did this.
And then he was like:
You enjoy the movie too— oh— wait.
And the guy is like:
It's okay— maybe I can sneak in.
Dad: Really?
Guy: no you idiot.

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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...