The following is NOT true. Do not worry.
Thief comes into store.
Thief goes to the cash register and holds a bat up.
"Give me the money!"
"No..."
"Give me the money!"
"No..."
"GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!"
"No."
"*sighs* Can I please have the money?"
"Um..."
"*looks at the register person in eyes. Puppy eyes.*"
"Okay."
"Yay! *takes mask off and hugs person*"
Don't even ask. IDK
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
