There's this old lady outside my building with an empty cart, and she's talking on the phone really loudly.
She's like:
"I'm gonna report you. To my landlord. Yeah man I'm gonna report you."
I looked out my window and I just heard her walking away so I looked closely and I think she saw me and now I'm kinda scared.
Oy.

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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...