"*At a restaurant*
Would you like a table?
No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Heh.

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"*At a restaurant*
Would you like a table?
No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Heh.