I am bored and I have no homework so I turn on the television and look for free movies. I find the maze runner and turn it on since I just read the book and wanted to see it on screen.
Thomas gasps for air exaggeratedly.
"Da frick?" I say to myself.
-towards ending-
Chuck gets shot in chest by Gally.
"Are you frick fracking kidding me!" It looked like they were going to cut that part out.
I start crying when Thomas starts. When a bunch of the masked people grab him and drag him away, I'm rolling on the floor hysterically crying.
"Damn you!" In my imagination (which is a horrible place, I don't advise visiting) I kick the masked man's nuts.
He pulls the mask off and says," are you okay."
In my imagination, I'm ranting,
Two people just got killed.
You need to take a one night trip to my imagination.
You just saw a bunch of dead people.
If I was in the movie I would be that person that went up to the guy and kicked his nuts and let him fall off the helicopter.
The end.
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
