Erm I have a hundred chaps.

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YASSSS.
CELEBRATION TIME!
YES STOP LOOKING AT ME WEIRD.
Guys. I'm not drunk.
No. Put that phone down. I don't need the mental hospital.
Ah heell no. The mental hospital wishes they had someone as attractive as me.
No! It's okay, don't be creeped out.
Guys? Where'd you go?

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