BOOK ONE.
So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink*
This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk.
(Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
WATTPAD IS WHERE YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT HOW BOYS ARE NICE. AND HOW THEY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT GIRLS. REALITY IS WHERE I DO NOT WANT TO BE BECAUSE REALITY IS WHERE YOU HAVE BOYS THAT DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THIS IS NOT RIGHT. REALITY IS WHERE WE HAVE ORANGE HAIRED POTATOES WITH BUTTHOLE LIPS AKA DONALD TRUMP. WHY CANT I LIVE IN WATTPADLAND WHERE UNICORNS MADE IT ONTO NOAHS SHIP. WHERE BUTTHOLE LIPPED POTATOES WITH ORANGE HAIR ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE.
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