It was the weekend. I had stayed up late and tonight was a late night.
Before I wanted to get some sleep, I went to the bathroom, not gonna tell you the details of what was in the toilet.
I'll give you the details of what fell in the toilet.
I stood up once I was done with my business then I accidentally bumped into a container above the toilet, make the lid and a pair of tweezers fall in the poop hole.
For a couple of minutes I was hysterically laughing and crying. I tried to quiet since everyone in the house was asleep.
So I tried to think of anyway to not put my hand in the toilet. And basically since I was tired my brain was working against me. So finally I got pissed off at myself and took two tampons and tried to chopstick them out of the toilet.
But I was never good with sushi.
So I threw them away and finally gave in. Not even daring to look at my hand as it went in the bowl. God. I don't know how much soap I used that morning. But all pride was wiped away from me that day and I just went to bed, not daring to touch my face with the potty hand.
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MizahBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
