BOOK ONE.
So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink*
This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk.
(Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
When you can't open your Vitaminwater and are texting your friends about it. You are not giving up, but your hand is turning a purple reddish color. You try opening it but after thirty minutes without success, you finally go to your dad for help. He opens it with ease and you try not glare. You go back to your room and start drinking it, but then you spit it out because you read the label and realize that it's that nasty Vitaminwater zero. Damn you Vitaminwater.
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Stay fabulous and away from hard to open caps. *glares at bottle in the trash now*.
