1. My friends freak out when we use the word "normal"
2. I will ship and you will like it.
3. My mom always wants to clean my ears because she's jealous of my ear wax.
4. This guy at my religious keeps asking me where I go to school even though I keep giving him an answer.
5. Womanhood. ( cue shudder)
6. The Hebrew alphabet has too many letters to learn.
7. The guy that sits next to me in math class came up with a song for his...umm "ding-a-ling".
8. That WillowWolf1000 waste perfectly fine Pringles to throw at boys.
9. I can relate Victoria Secret to Tartarus.
10. Why are boys so flippin' weird?
11. My friends freak out when I talk to a boy.
12. Boys ( I have a problem, don't I?).
13. Why it's spring in New York but truly it's not.
14. Why you can't have more than 1,000 following people on Wattpad. Why Wattpad?
15. Why duct tape likes my hair.
16. Why doctor's hands are always so fricking cold!!!
17. Parties are fun...?
18. Why my dad likes baseball.
19. Pimples. Acne. Etc. (is that womanhood still? Whatever.)
20. Why Mike Posner took a pill in Ibiza. ( that is a joke my friends.)
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
