When you have to go shopping at Victoria Secret and you try not to look at anything, but everything is just— *cues throw up and screaming*— so me and my mom were there.
She was looking at underwear, and um... She looked at me and said "these are cute!" And it had on the butt, "#selfie"
Hell to da no.
But then my birthday comes around.
Oh god. There's a Victoria Secret bag in his hand.
I go in the bag.
The underwear says to me, Hey girlfrien! I totes remember that you don't like me. I came to haunt you gurl! Have a good time wearing me on your tooshie!
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HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
