So I was at school with my friends and I saw a bug flying around, landing on backpacks and I screamed and said:
ZIKA! MOSQUITOS! NO IM TOO YOUNG FOR DIS.
*friends stare at me.*
MadHatter895 is like:
G, dear, you're okay. We're going to put you in the mental hospital now—
I'm like:
NO I CANT GO BACK THERE. NOT ENOUGH BUG SPRAY.
UniPegasus214 is like:
Honey, I'm going to help. You are going to get the help you need—
I'm like:
TAKE COVER.
Goatsareboss1234 is like:
I'm gonna go now- to Narnia!
WillowWolf1000 is like:
*turns page in book. Turns page in book. Turns page in book.*
What's goin on?
( Guys, do not fear. Only half of this is true. You can choose which part you think is real. 🙃)
YOU ARE READING
WHAT
HumorBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
