BOOK ONE.
So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink*
This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk.
(Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
Listen. I get it. You have to take a poop. But seriously. Why can't you do it a little quieter? Please. I'm in my room. Which is one room from the bathroom my dad goes to. I'm texting my friends. It sounds like someone took a mega phone and put it in front of a child that was trying to blowing air out of their mouth, with their lips shut. And when it drops. God. That splash.
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