Dedicated to MadHatter895
The banana and the pickle were besties. They took so many selfies. They loved Starbucks.
Soon they met other friends. A carpet from New Jersey.... A lotion from Tennessee. They were all best friends. Until a big sponge came around.
The sponge had soaked all their friendship juice along with Starbucks. And they had to do something about it.
"Oooookaaaaay." The banana said. "We must puuuuush heeeiiiiim off a cliiiff."
"Totally not. We could get arrrrested. I smell tooooooo good for jail." The lotion said sniffing her self.
"Bruhhhhh. We just have to tell him we don't want to be frieeeends anymore." Pickle said.
"Carpet." The carpet said.
"What's that buddy?" Banana asked.
"CARpet."
"Carpet?" Lotion says confused.
"CARPET."
They were all confused. They seemed under a trance by the word carpet.
And that's how it ended. They were at Carpet's house and he just kept on saying carpet. They never pushed Sponge off the cliff. But Sponge was put in jail for plotting to steal marshmallows from Walmart.
Da end......but is it really the end. Is it the end of time or the end of the story. I know that you think it's the end of the story but maybe it's not and we are just running out of time. We have polluted this earth so we are running out of time, that's why we need to—CARPET.
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ComédieBOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my fri...
