And now, the celebrate Christmas for those who do (and those who don't it's pretty funny) I, Sirius Black, have come up with the following carol. James and Peter may have helped. Remus wrote the musical accompaniment.
*Remus scowls darkly as he drops the jingle bells on Peter.*
Sorry about him, it's full moon. He won't be playing, as he is changing into a werewolf. Sad, sad day. Only happens a few decades.
So, with out further ado, (because I have a very busy life and really need to get out to the shrieking shack because Remus is in great pain and needs a puppy)
The Twelve Days of Christmas: The new and improved version
By Sirius Black
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pheonix in a pear tree
(J-Pheonix can't digest pears.
S- Who said they're eating them?)
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
2 chocolate frog cards
(J- What about the frogs
S- Maybe they were eaten)
And a a pheonix in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
3 Magic wands
(J-Yeah, like we need those.
S- Shut up)
2 Chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
5 golden things
(J-You skipped four and sang it like it was four. Not to mention "golden things"
S- I have my reasons)
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
4 Marauders
(J- That was sung like "Five golden rings". Why?
S- It's more like 🎵James please shut up🎵)
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
6 Bertie Bott's Ever Flavour Beans
(J- Not to mention the fact that it doesn't fit, or rhyme, they just gave you 6? I'd hate to have your true love. S- Congratulation's you are now the world's biggest idiot.)
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
7 years at Hogwarts
(J- Hey that makes sense.
S- I took that from Remus.
J- That also makes sense)
6 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
8 wet start fireworks
(J-Hmm. How is this Christmas?
S- I said Christmas in the title)
7 years at Hogwarts
6 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
9 butterbeers
(J- I think you were tired and wrote this during class
S- I did not. It was during a test.)
8 wet start fireworks
7 years at Hogwarts
6 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten muggle carols
(J- Who wants those Wizarding ones are better.
J- I take that back yours is a wizarding one)
9 butterbeers
8 wet start fireworks
7 years at Hogwarts
6 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
11 essays due back the day after break to several teachers who hate kids
(J-Okay, now you're ranting about how McGonagall have us homework. S- I have a right to rant.)
10 muggle carols
9 butterbeers
8 wet start fireworks
7 years at Hogwarts
6 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
And a pheonix in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 books on writing carols
(J- Good, you need those
S- I WROTE them
J- No you didn't
S- They're fictional books in a Christmas carol stop criticizing my life's work)
11 essays due
(J-Oh, didn't want to rewrite "back the day after break to several teachers who hate kids"?
S- Well, no. )
9 butterbeers
8 wet start fireworks
7 years at Hogwarts
6 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
4 Marauders
5 golden things
3 magic wands
2 chocolate frog cards
AND A PHEONIX IN A PEAR TREEEEEE!
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night
Unless you're a werewolf then I am so very sorry for you, because it really is full moon :(
Signed,
Padfoot
With help from Prongs
And Moony
And Wormtail
And the internet
Yeah, just, Happy Christmas... Or boxing day as that's tomorrow.
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