Sirius- Remus
Sirius- Remus answer me
Sirius- REMUS
Sirius- Remus Jonathan Lupin
Sirius- I mean John
Sirius- But Jonathan could work
Sirius- I like the name Jonathan
Sirius- I shall name my firstborn Jonathan
Sirius- If I have kids
Sirius- Should I have kids?
Sirius- Idk, they seem like a lot of work
Sirius- But if I had them, he would be Jonathan
Sirius- Or Sirius II
Sirius- Or possibly Ares
Sirius- 'Cause it sounds like Aries
Sirius- Which is a constellation
Sirius- But Ares isn't
Sirius- And my family has a thing for constellations and stars
Sirius- Idek, it would piss them off a bit
Sirius- Maybe his mother should be a muggle
Sirius- What if "it"'s a girl?!
Sirius- What would I name her?
Sirius- Selene's cool name
Sirius- Like, the goddess of the moon
Sirius- Artemis is cool as well
Sirius- Remus I've mentioned three Greek deities and you haven't answered me what is going on
Sirius- answer meh
Sirius- Now
Sirius- Pls
Sirius- R u there?
Sirius- Remus
Sirius- REMY
Sirius- Moony
Sirius- Moons
Sirius- WOLF BOY
Sirius- It's urgent
Sirius- Like, majorly important
Sirius- REMUS GOSH DARN IT
Sirius- Merlin's bloody wand answer me you good for nothing chocolate frog that jumped out the window
Sirius- Fine. I'll ask James
*two hours later*
Remus- Sorry, my phone died. Problem?
Sirius- Well, not anymore
Remus- See, you don't need me to solve all your problems
Remus- Just some of them
Remus- Also, good for nothing chocolate frog tht jumped out the window???
Sirius- Er
Sirius- I was being over dramatic
Remus- You are always over dramatic
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
