*at the annual Gryffindor Christmas Party, which was banned after events in the Marauders' seventh year*
James- Sirius
James- Sirius
James- Sirius look at your phone
Sirius- we're at a party mate
Sirius- it's rude to be on your phone
James- like you care
James- Do you see Marlene and Lily dancing
James- Do you see that
James- are they...
James- cause that's really gay
Sirius- Well, no.
Sirius- girls do that sometimes
Sirius- They act really gay but actually are straight as a board
Sirius- girls are just really close
James- So Lily's not gay
Sirius- I didn't say that
Sirius- But most likely, no, not entirley
Sirius- She's probably bicurious/sexual, pan, demi, etc. But not lesbian
Sirius- Or straight idk
Sirius- But you don't have to worry about her and Marlene since Marlene's with Mary
James- Wait what
Sirius- yeah they're together
Sirius- you didn't know?
James- I just thought they were really close
Sirius- but you still thought Marlene and Lily were gay....
Sirius- I honestly wonder what you think about me and the other two Marauders you're obliovious
James- wait what you're in a threesome
Sirius- oh my gish
Sirius- Peter has a girlfriend
Sirius- you poor oblivious bastard
Sirius- Lily could be hitting on you and you couldn't tell
Sirius- ugh
James- ...
James- Get off your ohone it's rude to be on it at a party
Sirius- shut up
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
