Third book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy!
More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into
And to continue the summary from every other book...
What if the Marauders had all...
Sirius- Hey so we haven't made our annual Christmas parody yet
Sirius- We should do it now, since it's the eleventh day and has something to do with music
James- Meet me in the dorm
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*Video in the boys dorm, of Sirius and Remus with Christmas hats, Peter occasionally photobombing, and James's voice heard from behind the camera. Sirius is smirking, Remus looks vaguely annoyed, and Peter is unusually and overwhelmingly happy. James is confused*
James- Is it on... oh yeah, sorry, okay... And SCENE
*Pauses*
James- Wait no
*Pauses*
James- Wait yes
Sirius- Can we...
James- Just sing already
*Remus sighs and smiles fakely*
Remus- Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Peter, leaning in from the left side of the camera - Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sirius- Tis the season to be naughty
Peter, leaning in from the right side of the camera- Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sirius- Don we now our gay apparel
*Hugs a slightly uncomfortable Remus*
Peter, from the top of the camera, upside down- fa la la la, la la la, la la la
Remus- Must we sing this stupid carol?
*Sirius elbows Remus*
Remus, with no emotion- Ow
Peter, from the bottom of the camera, slightly out of breath- Fa la la la la, la la la la
Remus- See the blazing Yule before us
Peter, repeating original pattern- Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sirius- Hope the professors ignore us
*Remus looks at Sirius oddly*
Peter- Fa la la la la, la la la la
Remus- Why would you say something like that
Peter- Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Sirius- Well, I may have set some small traps
*Sirius smiles guiltily, Remus rolls his eyes*
Peter, increasingly more out of breath,- Fa la la la la, la la la ufff
Remus- This isn't the way we rehearsed the lyrics
Peter, less happy, breathing heavily- Fa la la la ugh, la la la oooof
Sirius, shrugging- Well, it's not like anyone will hear it
Peter, still from the left side, forgetting the pattern- Fa la la la la, la la la Can I stop now?
Remus- Now is not the time to tell me
Peter, falling from the ceiling- Fa la la, la la la la la ahhh!
Remus- You've been acting extralegally
Peter, a disembodied voice from the ground- Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Remus- So wait, what exactly did you do?
Sirius- Oh just, made snow clouds follow certain people...
James- And
Sirius- And put up posters that say Dumbledore is actually Saint Nick
Remus- But nothing illegal, right?
Sirius- I may have bought some firewhiskey from a questionable source, but that's for New Year's Eve
Remus- Oh my
*Remus and Sirius argue in the background*
*James turns camera to his face*
James- Thanks for watching
Peter, still a disembodied voice- So is this going on SnapCat or RedVine
