Third book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy!
More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into
And to continue the summary from every other book...
What if the Marauders had all...
Sorry this is late, we had a problem with the turtle doves. Which Peter thought were... Turtle doves. And they got loose. We found them, but swear to never use live animals again. Annnnnnnnd there's four. Not two. Since when do I care about the rules?
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Yes. That happened.
But here is EXACTLY what happens when those damn turtle doves got lost in Hogwarts....
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Sirius- Who's lovely idea was it to set them loose?
Peter- They're lost and alone and sad We have to find them
Remus- there's one in the library.
Remus- But he won't come down...
James- Peter, there's one at the Quidditch pitch.
Sirius- I found one in the kitchen
Peter- I caught Charles in the common room. He's lonley.
Sirius- No one cares about their feelings
Peter- I care
Remus- Did you name all of them and if so do they come when called?
Peter- Yes
Remus- THANK Merlin What is the brown one's name
Peter- Reginald
Sirius- Oh my god I don't need their stupid name's I'll catch it myself
Remus- it worked... He actually came when called
James- the turtle with the white wings name what is it sorry flying can't type cleerly
Peter- They all have white wings. They're doves.
James- dam Peter u know whty i mean im fling give me hs nme
Peter- It's either Clarence or Maud
James- thx
Sirius- He won't stand still
Remus- He's actually kind of sweet
James- I caught Maud, we're both safe on the ground, and expertly escaping the quidditch coordinator
Peter- Oh thank Merlin I was worried
Sirius- ....
Sirius- what is this one's name
Sirius- not that I need it.
Peter- His name is Clarence and he likes pumpkin
Sirius- ....
Sirius- I have him.
Remus- what do we do with them?
Sirius- Change them back into normal turtles/doves I suppose
Peter- NO.
Peter- They are my friends
Peter- I am their mother
Peter- I must protect them
Remus- Peter...
Sirius- Wtf
James- Next time, why don't you use something simple. And non-living. Like rocks.
