Sirius- GUESS WHAT
Remus- You wrote another book
Peter- And posted it to some website
James- without our permission, might I add
Sirius- I asked you and you said "Uh huh yeah sure Sirius"
James- When?
Sirius- When you were stalking Lily
James- I don't stalk Lily!
Sirius- Anyway, by now you may have noticed that the format has changed.
Remus- I like it.
Sirius- Of course you do.
Sirius- James will now provide a list of future plans
James-
List of future plans
•Celebration of Sirius' birthday, which thanks to Pottermore we now now is November 3rd
•Videos of pranks we will conduct
•LANGUAGE so if it offends you MOVE ON
•Peter struggling with the age old question "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
•Me and Lily FINALLY getting together
•Remus and Sirius wearing cute sweaters and cuddling
Sirius-I did not authorize the last two
Remus- James, if you can knit those sweaters yourself we will wear them.
James- Prepare to be surprised.
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanficThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
