WARNING: MAY BE SOME SPOILERS FOR SEVERAL BOOKS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER DEATH
But we're only using first names not books or last names
Some are pretty obvious though
Books may include:
Hunger Games
Divergent
Lunar Chronicles
Percy Jackson
Ranger's Apprentice
Mortal Instruments
Infernal Devices
Thank you,
R. J. Lupin
P.S. I don't know why he's being so formal. -Sirius
P.P.S. He's grieving character deaths. -James
P.P.P.S. Which one? Are they new?- Peter
P.S. That's not how postscripts work guys.
Remus- ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIED YESTERDAY AND I DID NOTHING TO COMMEMORATE HER DEATH
James- Okay which one was it this time?
Sirius- Tris
Remus- No
Sirius- Marlene?
Remus- No
James- Prim
Remus- No don't make me yell at you for reminding me again
Sirius- Tug
Remus- Tug is a male horse that as far as I know is currently alive. Sirius, use context clues.
James- Scarlet
Sirius- Or that other girl that you're always going on about how she's so incredibly stupid
Remus- No, James, that's Cress, Sirius, and Peony is so far the only character to die that I've cared about.
James- Lily? That vampire not my Lilyflower
Sirius- Or Clary?
Remus- OH MY GODS CLARY IS ALIVE
Remus- SHE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU CAN'T JUST KILL HER OFF
Remus- Actually, you can, but please don't
Sirius- Tessa
Remus- She lives, Sirius. THEY ALL LIVE
Remus- For once, at least.
Remus- Wait no there's this one guy who dies.
Remus- DO YOU MORTALS GIVE UP YET
James- It's from that mythology series isn't it
Sirius- Peter Johnson
Remus- Sirius please don't
James- Annie bell
Remus- Annabeth is alive
James- But what about Annie bell
Remus- IT'S ANNABETH
Sirius- Bianca Di Angelo
Remus- Well, yes, actually, she died on the 19th
Remus- How do you know her name?
James- Oh! Then Zoë Nightingale
Remus- Nightshade, but yes, she died yesterday on the 20th.
Remus- And as today is the 21st, the solstice, they are both dead.
Remus- Happy winter!
James- Yes, start your winter with the deaths of two characters.
Sirius- Doesn't everything start like that? Every end is a new beginning, after all.
Remus- That was....that was deep.
James- Has anyone seen Peter?
Remus- . . .
YOU ARE READING
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