*Happy Harry Potter day everyone! :) It says in the first chapter of the first book— eh just read it (or remember it) yourself. Who else had fun mourning James and Lily last night? :D*
Remus- Vampires are clearly better
Sirius- How, they're dead?
Remus- They don't have to deal with full moons
Sirius- but they die in sunlight
Remus- there's no hiding you're a vampire
Sirius- exactly...!
Remus- so they all live together away from society
Sirius- Werewolves do that too...
Remus- and parents see Werewolves as a real threat to their children. Vampires are just monsters from storybooks
Sirius- Werewolves are cuddly
Remus- Vampires have two scars— two holes in their neck. Werewolves are COVERED in hideous scars
Sirius- Merlin Remus they aren't hideous
Sirius- besides, Werewolves are CuDdLy and SwEeT and ChArMiNg and AdOrAbLe
Remus- Your use of random capitalization cancels out your arguement
Remus- And you said cuddly twice
Sirius- and warm
Sirius- and can eat food
Sirius- vampires can't eat food
Remus- But vampires don't turn into monsters once a damn month
Sirius- Girls do
Sirius- I'm sorry that wasn't called for
Sirius- BUT seriously werewolves are so much better than vampires, I mean vampires can't touch crucifixes, eat garlic, go through doorways without being invited, go out in sunlight, eat food, see their reflection, or age and live normal lives
Sirius- Werewolves can't touch silver
Remus- That's a myth, created by muggles
Sirius- SEE?
Sirius- Werewolves are clearly better, you can't tell me otherwise
Remus- otherwise
Sirius- Well f you too
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfikceThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
