So I got my friends to help me with this
It sucks
Thanks
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Emily- Right guys help me make a chapter in my book
Claire- Okay I'm Remus Lupin
Grace- No I'm Remus!
Taylor- Wait what are our choices?
Grace- Fine I'm Sirius
Emily- Okay, Taylor you can be James or Peter choose the name you like better
Taylor- James
Emily- Damn it I'm Peter
Taylor- Great guys I'm gay
Emily- No *points at Claire and Grace* these two are gay
You're straight as hell
Claire+Grace- YEAHHHHHH
Grace- Wait, are we gay for each other?
Emily- Yes
Claire- OMG yes
Taylor- Aww
Emily- Right, now help me please
So, Cast List
Claire (FandomUnsanity): Remus Freaking Lupin
Grace (Raging1864): Sirius F*cking Black
Taylor (fashionablyspOOky) James Fricking Potter
Emily (this is me, the author): Gosh Darn Peter Pettigrew
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*please read disclaimer end PLEASE
Remus- Hey guys there's something I've got to tell you
Sirius- Is it that you love me bro
Remus- Yeah bro
James- Freaking homosexuals (but not in a homophobic way I'm cool with that man)
Sirius- Hi I'm James and I'm a heterosexual ughhhh
Remus- Roasted...Bro-asted
Peter- Oh my gods
Peter- Stop pls
James- Yikes TM
Remus- We're getting sidetracked
Remus- There's something I've got to tell you guys
Remus- I'm gay
Sirius- knew it
Peter- This is hard to write stop talking so damn fast
Remus- What the fuck WTF How did you know
Peter- This is Remus Lupin he can't even hide that he's a werewolf
Peter- We have to end this
James- I have to go heterosexual it up y'all
Remus- I CAME OUT to have a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now
Sirius- Don't roast me again please
James- Hi I'm Sirius and I dab ughh
Remus- Hi I'm Sirius and I hate being roasted ughhhh
Peter- Can you have a normal conversation or not?
James- Naw mate
James- This is why you don't let us help
Sirius- That was a beautiful waste of time
Sirius- That conversation accomplished so much
*this is not associated with the marauders and is not intended to be homophobic in anyway (coming from two bisexuals, a pansexual, and a questioning person, I think we would never really hate on people like us)
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If the Marauders texted 3
Hayran KurguThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
