Sirius- I realize that it is now at least January 10th (maybe 11th, maybe 9th, depends on time zones and Internet connections and wifi failures and the end of the known universe) But I made this at exactly 1 a.m. New Year's day instead of doing something important with my time like partying. I hope you're proud of me. If you are, don't be for long. I forgot to publish it.
James- You failed one hour into a new year, Pads. It's a sign.
Remus- What do you mean you "wrote" this you copy and pasted our texts
Remus- and you just copied and pasted this now, didn't you...
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Remus- Well this is it. A new year. What are we going to do about it?
Sirius- But first, highlights of the old year.
James- Well we finally know your birthday
Peter- You wrote a new book
Remus- Star wars
Sirius- REMUS YOU AGREED NOT TO SPEAK OF IT
Remus- But the force awoke...
Sirius- THEN TELL IT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP
James- Gryffindor has the lead in the Quidditch Cup and we're going to win
Peter- I passed two tests in a row
James- I turned in all my homework
James- Most of it, at least. There was that time that you ATE IT PADFOOT.
Sirius- I consider that a great achievement.
Remus- As I was saying... what are we going to do about the New Year?
James- It's no achievement that you ate my homework.
Sirius- Yes, it is. I didn't get ink poisoning.
James- Yes you did
Remus- I, for one, am going to finally read that book you got me two years ago, Sirius
Sirius- No, I threw up because I ate grass to get the taste of your homework out of my mouth
Remus- And I'm going to write a book
James- You wouldn't have had to eat grass if you didn't eat my homework
Remus- I'm also going to confess my love for Sirius' teddy bear, Fredrick. We've been in a relationship for ten years now.
Sirius- But if I didn't eat your homework, I wouldn't have achieved greatness
Remus- As well as curing the common cold by hanging upside down like a bat.
James- Eating my homework, that was beautifully completed, might I add, had no value what-so-ever.
Remus- And take over the universe.
Sirius- No, not to you, but for me, that was the greatest achievement of my entire life, James, MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Sirius- I'm sorry Remus, you were saying?
Remus- . . .
Sirius- ?
Peter- I think we may have the most exciting year yet
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
