Sirius- Peter fucking Pettigrew
Peter- what
Sirius- I thought I told you no more birds in the dormitory
James- ironic, from you
Sirius- shut it that's not what I meant
James- I thought you were gay tho
Sirius- James this isn't about you it's about me roasting Peter on group chat so keep your sass to a zero
Sirius- as I was saying
Sirius- So why in Godric's wizardly name are there nesting geese in here
Sirius- why are there geese
Sirius- why are they nesting
Sirius- Geese don't nest in the winter
Sirius- what the hell mate
Remus- those would be my fault
Sirius- ....
Sirius- the fuck
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanficThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
