Remus- Oh my god
Sirius- Turn your brightness down or Slughorn'll see you Remus
Remus- Just
Remus- Why
Remus- The only reason I'm here is because I was sitting next to you
Sirius- Detention's not that bad, honestly
Remus- say that after he's given you detention
Remus- I don't want to be battling devil's snare for "academic reasons" again
Sirius- It wasn't that bad
Remus- We had to rescue Peter eight times
Remus- Eight
Sirius- Well, it was bad for Peter
Remus- We wouldn't be in this situation if you hadn't incited James like that
Sirius- Oh so it's my fault James dropped the crocodile heart into Snevillus's cauldron
Remus- Well you told him to do it
Remus- And now three people are in the hospital wing because of it
Sirius- again, not my fault Evans got in the way
Remus- NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF
Remus- You hadn't decided to call Snape a butt trumpet
Remus- Which is, by far, your worst insult EVER
Sirius- Well it's not like you're totally innocent are you!
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"Why are you texting each other if you're standing next to each other?"
Peter asked in a loud voice. Remus and Sirius quickly turned off their phones and glared at Peter, who looked confused.
"What was that, boys?"
Slughorn turned around from his desk and asked.
"Nothing, nothing, just Peter asking-"
Sirius shoved Peter. He squeaked.
"If we can go to our next class yet? We don't want to be late."
Slughorn nodded.
"Well, seems fair. Just report back here on Monday night for detention!"
Remus smiled and apologized, while Sirius glared and Remus and Peter and grabbed his stuff. The corridors were deserted. He pulled his phone out and sent one more text
Sirius- This argument isn't over yet
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
