Sirius- GUYS WHATS THE FIRST SHIP YOU CAN THINK OF
James- Jily
Remus- Percabeth
Peter- The Titanic
Sirius- And your least favorite ship?
James- Snape
Sirius- That's not a ship
James- you know what I mean
Remus- He means Snily
Remus- As for me, I don't think I like Draco Malfoy x Nico Di Angelo that much
Sirius- Who the hell ships Draco x Nico Remus be realistic
Remus- Fine, WOLFSTAR
Sirius- . . . I'm thinking of some choice words to say to you right now. I won't, though. I'm a mature young adult.
Sirius- No I'm not @$&/":$;//829>#| you Remus.
Peter- I don't know anymore ships.
Sirius- Thank you, that is all
-<><><><><><><><>- and hour later
Sirius- I did it
Remus- You did what
Sirius- I wrote the most amazing fanfiction ever
Remus- oh godric
James- Oh no
Peter- Oh
Sirius- That's all you have to say? Psh
Sirius- Here it is:
The sun set slowly over the ship's horizon. James was about to lean in to kiss Lily when the ice berg hit. The ship sank, they died, the end.
Oh and apparently they had time traveled with someone named Percy and Annabeth and that's why they were on the ship. Snape drowned after James killed him. Sirius murdered Remus in his sleep because REMUS DOESN'T SHIP THAT. Everyone died except Sirius who was actually an immortal dog.
Remus- . . . Are you mad at me for some reason?
Sirius- Sorry, meant "god" not "dog"
Peter- Dog makes it better
James- *slowly claps*
YOU ARE READING
If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
