Peter- This isn't funny
Peter- Who left eight gallons of milk in my dresser
Peter- Where did all my clothes go
Peter- Who did this
Peter- Who has time for this
Peter- who has eight gallons of milk
Peter- how did they fit in there
Peter- why aren't they spoiled
Peter- I thought I made it clear I can still drink milk even though I'm lactose intolerent
Peter- It's this magical spell that producs lactase enzymes for me
Peter- Or are you too purebred to know basic biology
Peter- *pureblood
Peter- COUGH Sirius COUGH
Peter- I know it was you
Peter- Answer me
Peter- Is this because of the birds because I said I was sorry
Peter- FINE I'm sorry I'm more popular than you for once
Sirius- They're BIRDS Peter
Peter- SO YOU ARE GETTING MY TEXTS
Peter- why did you do this
Peter- Sirius
Peter- SIRIUS OREO BLACK
Peter- I MEAN ORIGINAL
Peter- *OSTRIDGE
Peter- FUDGING SALAZAR I GIVE UP
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
