Sirius- I hate EVERYONE
Sirius- EVERY LAST LIVING SOUL ON THIS GODS FORSAKEN PLANET
Sirius- AND THEN SOME
Remus- What happened
Sirius- I hate Severus Snape
James- Doesn't everyone?
Remus- No, Dumbledore seems to like him
Sirius- And Lily Evans
James- HEY
James- I MUST STAND UP FOR THE HONOUR OF MY LADY
Remus- James has been temporarily transported back to the 14th century
Remus- Maybe the 13th
Sirius- and REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK
Sirius- AND THOSE OTHER STUPID DEATHS EATERS LIKE BELLATRIX AND NARCISSA AND MALFOY
Sirius- AND LILY
Sirius- FOR THINKING SHE COULD GET SNEVILLUS AWAY FROM THEM
Sirius- AND NOT GET CALLED A M*DBLOOD
James- WHAT!?
James- WHO DID WHAT
James- I WILL KILL THEM
Remus- James be rational
Remus- But if you must I'll help you hide the bodies
Peter- Why do people just block out the vowel? It's still the word, right?
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If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
