* Does not tie in with the marauders era. Don't ask how it's possible-it's not*
Remus- It is May 2nd and I have done nothing
Sirius- May 2nd?
Remus- NOTHING I NEED TO TO SOMETHING
James- What are we forgetting?
Remus- So, in loving memory of
Remus- Fred, Colin, Tonks, Lavender? She dies in the movies and many others
Sirius- Birthday maybe?
James- No that's in March, January, February, or November
Remus- *gasp* including me
Sirius- Wait
James- Not birthday
Remus- Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts
Remus- So many childhoods ended. So many died. So many fan girls and boys and fan does not conform to societies' 2 genders
Remus- I DIED TODAY
Sirius- Literally
James- DEATH DAY
James- Not birthday!
James- got it
James- Moony, I am very sorry for your loss
Sirius- Oh Tonks died too
James- his wife
James- Because Moony has a wife
James- And it's not you
Sirius- Of course it's not me
Sirius- Remus is MY wife
James- But he has a wife...
Sirius- REMUS NO
Sirius- YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
Sirius- MY COUSIN
Sirius- HOW COULD YOU
Remus- Sirius I was never your wife
Remus- You're dating someone else right now
Remus- And you're accusing me of cheating?
Remus- We were never married!
Sirius- IF WE WERE NEVER MARRIED IT ISN'T CHEATING
Sirius- Remus baby you're breaking my heart DX
Remus- Sirius.
Remus- why?
Remus- How did this conversation even start
Peter- This is sounding more and more like a soap opera
James- At least my relationship isn't that complicated
Remus- You were dead before page 1
James- DON'T REMIND ME
YOU ARE READING
If the Marauders texted 3
FanfictionThird book in the "If the Marauders texted" Trilogy! More mischeif, more mayhem, and more random situations that Sirius, James, Remus, and occasionally Peter get into And to continue the summary from every other book... What if the Marauders had all...
